The Abused Apostrophe
Fighting cat’s
and dog’s
versus fighting cats and dogs. Which
is right; which is wrong? And remember when I said these top 20 grammar errors
bleed into each other? Well, today’s grammar error ranks in at number nine: the
possessive apostrophe error. And number nine directly relates to number twenty:
its versus it’s.
Do
you see the issue with its versus it’s? It has to do with the (wait for
it) the apostrophe!
And
also, by this point, if you’re not into grammar all that much, but you are
still reading this series of grammar errors because you enjoy my witty banter,
you may be wondering why any of this is all that important in the greater
scheme of things.
Well,
check this out. It’s funny. And maybe
just a little bit sad.
Apostrophe Use
Apostrophes
are used to mark omissions and possessions.
I’ve a headache.
The dog’s chew
toy is loud.
In
the first sentence, the apostrophe replaces the letters ha in the word have. In
the second sentence, the apostrophe shows ownership—that is, the chew toy is
owned by the dog.
Plurality
The
word ending s (see
error grammar #6) also denotes plurality. Notice the bad grammar in the
cartoon. All those apostrophes are wrong. The tomatoes don’t own anything;
there are just a lot of them. It should read:
·
Tomatoes
·
Potatoes
·
Apostrophes
That
being said, I’ll forgive this guy because he’s selling deep fried Oreos.
Possessive
What
confuses people, I think, is the whole its
versus it’s dilemma.
Normally,
an ’s marks possession, or ownership.
The dog’s chew toy, for example. However, replace dog with the pronoun it,
and all of a sudden the apostrophe disappears:
Its chew toy.
This
is really the only exception I can think of where you specifically do not use
the apostrophe to mark possession. We’ll go over this exception in more detail
in grammar error number 20. So for now, just remember, when using the word it, it does not get an apostrophe to
show ownership.
Everything
else does:
·
The
dog’s chew toy.
·
The
boy’s chew toy.
·
The
cat’s chew toy.
More Plurality
All
of this is fairly straight forward, but what happens if you have a bunch of
dogs and all seventeen thousand million dogs own the same chew toy? Where does
the apostrophe go?
The dogs’ chew
toy.
You
still need that s word ending to mark
plurality. You also still need an apostrophe to mark ownership. Move the
apostrophe to the end of the word. Simple.
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Steve
Bargdill is the author of The Wasteland Series available on Amazon. He’s written for several newspapers
and is currently a first year English graduate student at the University of
Wyoming. You can read his short stories for free on Wattpad.
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